If I became a pirate, Would they let me keep my Planet Hollywood jacket?

No, they would rip it off of your muppet-like body and sell it in an antique store!If I became a pirate, Would they let me keep my Planet Hollywood jacket?
Only if it's members onlyIf I became a pirate, Would they let me keep my Planet Hollywood jacket?
No me matee!! ARrggh they'd make ye walk ze plank.!!!!!If I became a pirate, Would they let me keep my Planet Hollywood jacket?
Theyd steal it :PIf I became a pirate, Would they let me keep my Planet Hollywood jacket?
UNTIL THEY HANG YOU.

mini countryman